Genius

is the best thing that ever could happen to a girl!

its like party shuffle took its adderal.

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are illusional spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom?

Pants

Paige

yeah. my mom definitely wears the pants

12:51amPaul

Hahaha, it's the 20th century. The age of woman pant wearers!

12:52amPaige

psshhhhh... more like the age of women being allowed to flaunt the fact that they wear the pants, and have always worn the ants

12:53amPaul

True. You are a powerful lot.

12:53amPaige

its all the estrogen

12:53amPaul

yes, yes it is

not something to trifle with

12:54amPaige

see, men make estrogen too, but their bodies just can't handle the sheer intensity of it all. so they make testosterone because its less intense

12:54amPaul

hahaha, interesting theory

12:54amPaige

and women, we make testosterone too see, but our estrogen is like, "hey, testosterone, you're cramping my style." so we dont make too much of it

sorta like, we let it hang out

12:55amPaul

I respect your theory and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Combating estrogen is like combating radiation without protection, its just not worth it

wet like a cherry

best ending to the worst week ever.

also, new picture!

best movie ever made in the history of movies. ever!!!!

dont even try to tell me i'm wrong. i'll beat you.

funny, but probably true

anti gay measure

santa barbara fires...

(courtesy of http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-sbfire14-2008nov14-pg,0,5936188.photogallery?index=10 aka yeah, i stole it but at least im crediting it.)

you can read updates here and here

fun with photobooth

damn

thwarted by technology