Pants

Paige

yeah. my mom definitely wears the pants

12:51amPaul

Hahaha, it's the 20th century. The age of woman pant wearers!

12:52amPaige

psshhhhh... more like the age of women being allowed to flaunt the fact that they wear the pants, and have always worn the ants

12:53amPaul

True. You are a powerful lot.

12:53amPaige

its all the estrogen

12:53amPaul

yes, yes it is

not something to trifle with

12:54amPaige

see, men make estrogen too, but their bodies just can't handle the sheer intensity of it all. so they make testosterone because its less intense

12:54amPaul

hahaha, interesting theory

12:54amPaige

and women, we make testosterone too see, but our estrogen is like, "hey, testosterone, you're cramping my style." so we dont make too much of it

sorta like, we let it hang out

12:55amPaul

I respect your theory and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Combating estrogen is like combating radiation without protection, its just not worth it